We couldn't help but feel cheated when the Sex and the City movie premiered in London first. We knew the last night's New York premiere was coming, but there was no guarantee Sarah Jessica Parker would wear as awesome a hat as she did across the pond. And as you can see, she disappointed us and left her head free of ornament

You know, New York can be zany, too, Sarah. Nevertheless, we love the dress, and we suppose the funk factor is accounted for with that train — but it makes us worry about how much work it took her to drag it around. She's wee, after all! Also, the very ends of it are kind of channeling an octopus costume from the Little Mermaid musical.

At least it doesn't clash with the pink carpet. Unfortunately, other carpet walkers weren't so lucky in that regard — and oddly, the ocean motif resurfaced. Click through to see what we mean.